Sunday, May 16, 2010

Passport to Adventure

The last time I swept through Europe, the summer after senior year, we did the whole backpacking and hostel thing. Let loose on the continent for a month, we flew out of New York without making many reservations or plans. We figured we'd wing it, thinking that finding lodgings would be as simple as showing up in a city, getting off the dusty road, and strolling into a nearby hotel. No such thing.

Even though we were arriving a few weeks before the peak of backpacking season, many of the popular hostels were already filled up. Seeing how difficult it might be to acquire lodging, our first two days in Paris included time spent planning out the rest of our trip in requisite detail. With a sense of urgency, we called ahead for accommodations, locked down which countries we wanted to visit, mapped out train schedules, and decided that the carefree adventure we'd envisioned wouldn't be possible.

While we had originally planned on going southwest and then back up, I convinced my companions to go northeast and then back around. The reason? I wanted to surprise my girlfriend in Vienna. She was also traveling with her friends through Europe at the exact same time, but we were originally headed in opposite circles. How romantic would it be for me to show up in Austria, call her from her hostel and say, "Come downstairs." Swayed by my grand gesture, we agreed to do it this way: from France, to Germany, to Austria, down to Italy and Spain, and then back to Paris.

I think back to how we even managed to secure everything. Internet wasn't a big part of travel yet, nobody had an international cellular, and our only resource was a few travel guides. I recall flipping through lots of foreign phone books and using up a lot of money for phone calls. Everything was settled in due time however and outside of some adventures with sub-par hostels (ie. dirty and smelly) and one night spent at the Barcelona airport, things worked out beautifully.

This time around, our trip won't be nearly as long. Just ten or so days, with only three cities on the itinerary: London, Amsterdam, and Barcelona. I was told by friends that Morocco would be an exciting destination but since this trip is being sponsored by higher powers, I didn't make much of a fuss about where we were going. Our pre-planning consisted of researching online, meeting twice for Skype conferences, and keeping a running Google Spreadsheet. Everything was quick, mostly effortless, and drop dead simple.

What else has changed in ten years? Instead of hostels we'll be staying at hotels. Instead of lugging giant backpacks, we'll be carting around suitcases. Instead of jumping from city to city every few days, we'll be planted firmly in Amsterdam and Barcelona for a decent amount of time each. I am traveling in a group of four again, and none of us have traveled together -- discounting George and I -- and we all have our idiosyncrasies and potential problem areas. But the trip is so short and we are all close friends so everything should work out fine.

What amazes me about this trip is how fast it came together. With George headed out to London for a few weeks to do work, she wanted to take a vacation and travel afterward. She tapped me because clearly I have nothing to do -- and I'm the *cough* ideal travel partner. She also sent out invites to anyone else who might be free and remotely interested. In the space of a week or so, vacation time was asked for, plans were solidified, and we were ready to go. This, after always talking about traveling together but going no further than San Francisco or Vegas (we haven't been able to lock down plans to visit New York together for years), it was a minor miracle how things came to fruition so fast. "Can you do it? I think so? Okay, let's go!"

I purchased a netbook for the occasion because I've been wanting a netbook for awhile and this was a fine excuse to get one. During my last tromp through Europe, the sole electronic device I brought was a CD player. This time around we'll have smart phones, digital cameras, iPods, computers, and a Flip. Our power strips will be our best friends. As essential as those items are, the one thing I'm most excited about bringing is a flexoline travel clothesline. I read about it on this great travel blog, Forks and Jets, and have been wanting to use one ever since. I haven't bought it yet though because Amazon shipping is too slow, but I have to get one before we board that plane on Tuesday. I have to. It would crush me to not have a clothesline with suction cups on the ends. I want to test its versatility and durability.

Another goal on this trip will be to prove that my "bitch traveler" reputation is wrongly earned. Why do I have this reputation? Well, one of my travel mates from that initial Europe trip details it out in this podcast episode. I call bullsh!t on it all and am excited to show the world what I'm made of. Although if I do step in dog crap again, the shoes are definitely still getting tossed. You gotta have standards, even when you're in another country and a foreign space.

Fly high.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Over at Miss Protestalot, I've been reading her series of Sunday Routine posts with special attention and vigor. I'm not much of a routine person but lately I've been thinking I should start one. After reading Emily Gould's entry, I was enlightened to the purpose of breakfast.
"This is gross and I am an ancient old person at 28, but after a long period of trial and error with breakfast that included experiments with oatmeal and kasha and eggs, I discovered that I like eating the same thing for breakfast every day and it is a bowl of Kashi GoLean cereal. It tastes like packaging materials, obviously, but the protein they put in it makes me not-hungry for several hours, and this means I can get work done without thinking about how hungry I am.

I am basically always hungry, it’s just my natural state, and often I will be working and I’ll think “but I’m hungry, I’m distracted, I’m clearly not at my best,” and this gives me license to fuck off and cook and eat some baroque snack for the next hour, and then it takes me another hour (or more) to get my head back into work mode. Better to eat the protein cereal, I have come to grudgingly realize."
If we are indeed machines that output what we intake, then I've been going about my adult life all wrong. Generally I eat one meal a day and snack in-between, relying on a combination of coffee, sugar, and ice cream to carry me along. I've lived for many years with the thought that I'm some breed of robot human, immune to the effects of protein, sugar high/lows, caffeine, carbohydrates, vitamins, and whatever else is necessary for a normal human diet. I rarely get sick, I can still pull all-nighters on a whim, and I generally don't worry about what I'm putting into my body.

Then I started thinking. I nap a lot, I show all the symptoms of sugar rush and crash, and there's probably a good correlation between when I'm awake and when I ingest coffee. I mean, how is it that caffeine effects most other human beings but not me? I can't be that special.

So in effort to find out, I've been slowly playing around with my nutritional values. I haven't bought Haribo gummies in weeks. I eat just a few Skittles and very few cookies. Now I'm testing my caffeine consumption. I'm not sure any of this is doing anything but I'm trying to play a scientist here by isolating one thing and testing it out. Of course, because I have no routine, it's hard to monitor my progress. How do I know if coffee keeps me up if I sleep at between two or six in the morning (and wake up anywhere between eight to twelve hours afterward)? A lot of my friends make wise statements about themselves like, "If I eat/do this, I'll feel it tomorrow." I have no idea how I'll feel tomorrow, not a clue. It's high time to find out.

Also, I've got this theory that the key to massive productivity might be routine. So I'm starting a morning one. Well, late afternoon or whenever I get up. So lately I've been hopping off the couch/floor and pouring out a big bowl of cereal and firing up one slice of toast. I would add an egg in there but that involves cooking. I'm trying to keep it easy and simple. During my allotted breakfast time, I will read instead of watch TV, so that I don't mistakenly fall back to sleep. In theory this meal I have traditionally eschewed will fuel me to new heights.

Full of energy and pizzazz, I'd like to game plan out my next four hours. One hour for browsing, one hour for emailing, one for pre-appointed tasks, and one hour for writing. That should start my day off right and shotgun me into super productivity. The trick is to send your mind/body into auto-pilot when you wake up so you don't even know you're accomplishing something until you've done it. I've also begun this thing where I play the same three tracks before I start writing, hoping that over time I'll have a Pavlovian response to the mini-set. It's like self hypnosis, I hope. Citizens of the world, get ready for timely email responses and writings.

I'm gonna need to stock up on cereal.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Questions (and some answers) raised this weekend

  • How much would you need to make to live minimally/comfortably?
  • What about to fulfill your wants (but not necessarily every desire)?
  • When did you feel the most rich in your life?
  • How long would you make one million dollars last, and that was your only income?
  • Is paying for premium pizza ridiculous when a $3 slice is nearly as good?
  • Which netbook should I get?
  • Windows XP or Windows 7?
  • Why are there no minorities at Zeitgest bar?
  • Should we just get a pitcher?
  • How big is your actual social circle?
  • Do you like mixing your friends together?
  • Wanna go house dancing?
  • Is a succulent basically a cactus without needles?
  • Would you tell someone if they had bad hair?
  • Does Starcraft 2 beta work on Mac?
  • When're you going to Europe?
  • Where should we go in Barcelona?
  • Do you like hanging out with people but not actually hanging out? Ex) Laptopping together in the same room but not necessarily interacting
  • Do you tend to talk to your gender or the opposite gender about sex (in general or specifics and how does that change)?
  • Are the Celtics going to win?
  • Wanna play pool?
  • How is it May already?
  • What do post-breakup nightmares mean? And when will they go away?
  • Would you check your significant other's email? Should you?
  • What exactly is a frittata?
  • What's the literal translation for huevos rancheros?
  • How comfortable are you in your body? Who do you think is/isn't?
  • Is being an exhibitionist correlated to how comfortable you are in your body?
  • Is having a "good" body correlated to how you feel about your body?
  • What is the difference between Mexican, Latino, and Hispanic?
  • What is the brilliance of Cormac McCarthy's "Blood Meridian?" Did you love/like/hate it?
  • Who would you recommend this book to?
  • (Fact) You can survive after being scalped
  • Did you do the dishes?

Friday, April 30, 2010

Shows recorded on George's DVR

  1. Glee
  2. Brothers & Sisters
  3. Grey's Anatomy
  4. Real World / Road Rules
  5. Top Chef
  6. Project Runaway
  7. Real Housewives of Orange County
  8. Real Housewives of New York City
  9. Tabatha's Salon Takeover
  10. Real Housewives of Atlanta
  11. Top Chef Masters
  12. So You Think You Can Dance
  13. American Idol
  14. The Challenge: Fresh Meat 2
  15. The Office
  16. Jersey Shore

Thursday, April 29, 2010

About them apples

On Clement Street, two doors down from the intersection of Sixth Avenue, there's a bookstore planted firmly among the rows of Chinese restaurants and knick knack shops. It's the only place within five blocks without signage in Chinese characters. The green awning advertises "New & Used Books, Music, & More" in plain old English. A large neon sign sits high above, ready for use when the sun sets. This bookstore closes at 11:30 pm on Fridays and Saturdays. I make a mental note to return and stalk the rows for a date. Any girl who's at a bookstore on a party night is a girl for me.

This is the Inner Richmond, known to locals as the real Chinatown, or perhaps Chinatown Part II. I am there in the afternoon, late to meet my friend after her dentist appointment. Rushing into the bookstore, I don't expect much. The sight of weathered walls of books, seemingly chaotic but actually carefully organized inch by inch, stretching endlessly into the distance tips me off that this will be an experience. Anywhere else I'd feel claustrophobic with the walls heaving inward, but in a bookstore I'm excited. Close confines means they've chosen selection over comfort. I like that. Most of the section cards are hand-printed and in a variety of fonts. It looks like a middle school hallway exploded.

Snudging my way to the poetry section (where I'm pretty certain my friend will be) I see a zine I purchased on Valencia Street last year, "Support" by Cindy Crabb. It's about sexual abuse. Next to it is another Crabb produced zine, "Learning Good Consent." This one's about well, consenting to sex. They are turned out facing the passer-by, under the "Issues" section. They are both indeed issues. I pick up a copy of each for three dollars apiece, thinking they could be useful as gifts.